Horoscopes

Is your digestive future written in the stars? Whether you’re a virtuous Virgo or a spontaneous Sag, we break down everything you need to know about your sign’s bathroom style. Okay, so poop astrology isn’t exactly a science. But if you ask me, bowel movements and the zodiac are more fun and engaging topics than […]

Hi there, astrohackers! We’re now fully immersed in Leo season, and you may be feeling the heat in more ways than one. That said, if you want to feel on fire in a good sense, be sure to take notes on your August 2021 wellness horoscopes. But first, an introductory word to the wise: Play […]

Welcome to July, dear astrohackers! We made it through a whirlwind spring sendoff with oodles of planetary action: eclipse season, Mercury retrograde, et al. Yet luckily, we’re in for some sweet summertime relief, as you’ll see below in your July 2021 wellness horoscopes. While there isn’t anything major on the radar this month—ahem, save for […]

Happy June, astrohackers! This month comes in hot with temperatures on the rise and lots (I repeat, lots!) of cosmic activity ahead. Luckily, your June 2021 wellness horoscopes have all the major insights you need to thrive. Before we begin, here are some broad brushstrokes worth noting: Mercury (communication) retrogrades from May 29 through June […]

Spring is in full bloom, and *NSYNC “It’s gonna be May” memes have had their annual place in the sun. Now, there’s only one thing left to do: Read your May 2021 wellness horoscopes! To kick things off, here are some broad astrological trends to note for the month ahead: Mars remains steadfast in Cancer […]

Happy April, astrohackers! We’re well into Aries season as the month kicks off, and your April 2021 wellness horoscopes have the dish on what’s ahead. Some signs can anticipate dollar signs, while others can expect pleasure aplenty. At any rate, we have yet another month of wonderful astrological insights for one and for all. As […]

Happy Pisces season, astrohackers! I’m thrilled to report that all of your March 2021 wellness horoscopes are looking positively, well… positive! A smattering of highlights to kick things off: Mars (action) leaves fixed Taurus for joyful Gemini on March 3, and the March 28 full moon in Aries looks to be one of the most […]

This month may be short on days, but certainly not astrological action. From Mercury retrograde through February 20 to fixed signs Aquarius and Taurus squaring off, some of us are in for a ride—but there’s nothing a bit of astrohacking can’t handle! Alas, your February 2021 wellness horoscopes are here to guide you through it […]

Happy 2021, astrohackers! I hope you’re starting the new month/year refreshed, rejuvenated, and optimistic about the year ahead. However, if you’re not quite there yet, I hope your January 2021 wellness horoscopes will inch you a little closer to zodiac zen. (Tip: For extra feel-good, stress-free vibes, check out our new ashwagandha gummies!) We can […]

Greetings, dear astrohackers! News flash: We’re on the final leg of the wild ride that’s been the year 2020. And I’ll let you in on a secret: We all have cause for celebration even before the clock strikes midnight on NYE. Of course, your December 2020 wellness horoscopes have the scoop. As the saying goes, […]

In the spirit of daylight savings time ending, I invite you to fall back, get cozy, and join me on this month’s astrohacking journey with your November 2020 wellness horoscopes. With Mercury and Mars stationing direct (on November 3 and 13, respectively), we should be able to breathe a bit easier as Scorpio season progresses. […]

Happy autumn, astrohackers! In the spirit of the October 1 full moon, aka the harvest moon, let me channel Neil Young when I invite you to “come a little bit closer, hear what I have to say” about your October 2020 wellness horoscopes. Celestially speaking, this month is a real doozy. A few nice-to-knows before […]